I don’t dislike Coldplay – there’s too much motorhome and not enough motorhead about them to get your teeth into a proper huff ‘n’ puff (it’s not like they’re U2 or anything is it)? But I just find them a bit … well – dull dumplings and stodge rock – I suppose. They come across like a grey gaggle of whey faced anonymous bods that would be middle managing if they weren’t making million selling albums like ‘Viva Lavida’.
As Simply Red are to Soul.
As UB40 are to Reggae.
As David Gray is to Bob Dylan.
So Coldplay are to ‘Indie’ anthems
But to paraphrase The Troggs Tapes – sprinkle some fairy dust on the bastards – and they switch Cinderella style from John Major into John Travolta.